Monday, February 6, 2012

Paper Is YUM.

I like paper. OH YEAH AND GUESS WHAT!!! My birthday is coming SOON! But you also know what else? THE BLOG ANNIVERSARY! Or blog birthday. I like blog birthday better. Anniversary sounds like getting married D:. This month started off so wonderfully.


FIRST ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE... second MONTH.
I had a lunch detention slip for not doing my homework and my dad already left to go to work (Never ask your mom to sign anything) so I had to ask my mom to sign it.
Me - Can you sign this, this, this, and this *Takes out a bunch of random papers including the detention slip*?
My mom - Ok *Signs and then sees the detention slip*. WHAT'S THIS? A DETENTION? WHY?
Me - I didn't have enough time to do it!
My mom - THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY COMPUTER ALL DAY THEN? I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR DAD!


Thenn my dad makes a big deal out of it even though he's already seen it.


SECOND ON THE SECOND DAY OF THE SECOND MONTH.
My mom and dad make a big deal out of it AGAIN.


Third day I think?
Me - * Peaceably reading a book while doing CASION (Casino.).
My mom - HEY TURN OFF THE COMPUTER!
Me - I'm reading!
My mom - NO! YOU AREN'T!


Then after my mom tells my dad to turn off my computer, and he does, I decide that I haven't cried in a long time. SOOOO I cried. I wasn't sad or anything, I just wanted to annoy them. I should have done this on the day of the Superbowl. I don't know why people like it O.o


OH AND THEN MY MOM SHOVES ME OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR AND LOCKS ME OUT. Oh and it was nighttime.
Then some stranger dude drove by and got out.


Stranger guy - Miss? Are you ok? Why are you crying?
Me - Y-y-yeah *Sniffle sniffle*.
Stranger guy - Do you need any help?
Me - N-no (It's hard to talk when you're crying).


Then my mom looked out of the window in the door and walked out.


Stranger guy - Why is she crying?
My mom - Oh she's my daughter. She won't turn off her computer. SHE PLAYS ALL DAY!
Stranger guy - Oh ok.
Some more talking that I couldn't hear.


Nice huh :D?


AND THAT'S MY EXCUSE FOR NOT POSTING :D.