Saturday, April 30, 2011

MINTY GUM!!!

Have you ever looked out a window? And saw that there were TOO MANY BUSHES out there? No...? WELL DON'T WORRY! Now you can buy/find a pack of MINTY GUM on the sidewalk! Have smelly breath? WELL THEN DO NOT EAT YOUR MINTY GUM! Use it when you don't need it. LIKE  WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT SOUP! WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BATHROOM! WHEN YOU SCRATCH YOUR FOOT! WHEN YOU ROLL ON THE FLOOR SHOUTING, "YO MAN!!! I SEE PONIES ON THE CEILING!!!"! THERE ARE MANY MANY DIFFERENT TIMES TO EAT MINTY GUM! So GO TO YOUR LOCAL SIDEWALK AND PICK ONE UP NOW!!!


I'm sorry you have waited too long. This offer is now unavailable.

BUT WAIT!!!

YOU CAN NOW BUY YOUR "Make change, beat cancer" BOX! CALL 911 NOW TO GET ONE! Only $10 (Million...)!!! Put your Outside-Parts-Of-The-Seed-Thingy-Thing of your Wonderful Pistachios in it! Throw it at the bushes! Use it for cereal! NOW GO BUY--

TOO LATE!!!
TOO SLOW!!!
BYE!!!
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  1. MichelleMay 2, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    the best part is that the mint gum is made from the bushes you see outside your window,
    BECAUSE ONCE YOU ORDER IT YOU WON'T SEE ANYMORE BUSHES!
    thats why the gum taste like tree o-o.

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