What Wedding O.o?

When I heard that there was a royal wedding thing I was like "Was that the one about the 3 wittle pwiggies :D?" BUT NO. It had to be some princess person named EyeLiek Jello and some other person named Wattabowt Cheze. Something like that. Why would anyone wake up at 2 in the morning just to watch a WEDDING? Here's how I think a wedding usually goes or something.

*Wedding music plays*

Person asks something.

Girl says I do.

Boy says NO WAY YOU PONY!!!

Girl gets out some MINTY GUM and eats it.

Boy gets made and pulls out the Big Bouncing Inflatable PINK Ball and throws it at her.

Girl throws the "Make change, beat cancer" box at his eye.

Then everyone goes off to eat the cake.

Boy goes oh yeah here you go.

*He gives her a ring made out of a dollar*

Girl puts it on her toe and continues eating the cake.

See? A PERFECTLY NORMAL wedding :D. So why would you watch a uh NORMALER wedding? I'd only watch it if they gave out free cakes to everyone who watched it. But that wouldn't happen.

P.S. Some person in my class was like, "The princess isn't even hot!". I'm just like silently LOLing XD.