What Wedding O.o?

When I heard that there was a royal wedding thing I was like "Was that the one about the 3 wittle pwiggies :D?" BUT NO. It had to be some princess person named EyeLiek Jello and some other person named Wattabowt Cheze. Something like that. Why would anyone wake up at 2 in the morning just to watch a WEDDING? Here's how I think a wedding usually goes or something.

*Wedding music plays*

Person asks something.

Girl says I do.

Boy says NO WAY YOU PONY!!!

Girl gets out some MINTY GUM and eats it.

Boy gets made and pulls out the Big Bouncing Inflatable PINK Ball and throws it at her.

Girl throws the "Make change, beat cancer" box at his eye.

Then everyone goes off to eat the cake.

Boy goes oh yeah here you go.

*He gives her a ring made out of a dollar*

Girl puts it on her toe and continues eating the cake.

See? A PERFECTLY NORMAL wedding :D. So why would you watch a uh NORMALER wedding? I'd only watch it if they gave out free cakes to everyone who watched it. But that wouldn't happen.

P.S. Some person in my class was like, "The princess isn't even hot!". I'm just like silently LOLing XD.

MINTY GUM!!!

Have you ever looked out a window? And saw that there were TOO MANY BUSHES out there? No...? WELL DON'T WORRY! Now you can buy/find a pack of MINTY GUM on the sidewalk! Have smelly breath? WELL THEN DO NOT EAT YOUR MINTY GUM! Use it when you don't need it. LIKE  WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT SOUP! WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BATHROOM! WHEN YOU SCRATCH YOUR FOOT! WHEN YOU ROLL ON THE FLOOR SHOUTING, "YO MAN!!! I SEE PONIES ON THE CEILING!!!"! THERE ARE MANY MANY DIFFERENT TIMES TO EAT MINTY GUM! So GO TO YOUR LOCAL SIDEWALK AND PICK ONE UP NOW!!!

I'm sorry you have waited too long. This offer is now unavailable.

BUT WAIT!!!

YOU CAN NOW BUY YOUR "Make change, beat cancer" BOX! CALL 911 NOW TO GET ONE! Only $10 (Million...)!!! Put your Outside-Parts-Of-The-Seed-Thingy-Thing of your Wonderful Pistachios in it! Throw it at the bushes! Use it for cereal! NOW GO BUY--

TOO LATE!!!

TOO SLOW!!!

BYE!!!

Math TAKS test D:

Oh and TAKS means Texas Assessment Knowledge and Skills. Something like that. I'm not sure so search it if you want XD. So yeah I took it today and I KNOW I passed and everything, but I rushed cause it was REALLY COLD. I kept shivering while taking the test. Tomorrow I have to take the Reading TAKS test. So yeah just letting you know.

The Big Bouncing Inflatable PINK Ball!

It's so much more better than the Big Bouncing Inflatable GREEN Ball. Yep XD. 

(Picture not shown cause my computer's being stupid)

See? Just like the green one... only it's PINK :D! Pink's my favorite color (I'M NOT A GIRLY GIRL ;O) :3. Green is my *counts fingers* uh 4th favorite color! If you think green is better then... Water The Flowers (WTF)! Okee short post, but byee >:P!

Weird Things About Me XD

Yeah I'm weird and I am REALLY bored so yeah :D.

I fall asleep while playing computer :P.

I ring the doorbell repeatedly (Dingdingdingdingdingding!) until someone opens the door :P.

I set my alarms to 5:30 and 5:40 AM :3.

I look down at the keyboard when I'm typing even though I don't need to :P.

Instead of saying stomach or tummy, I say stummy :D. Like "I HAVE A STUMMY ACHE D:!!!".

I don't like singing with my regular voice so I just sing it with a different voice XD.

I usually don't talk AT ALL during school :P.

I don't like touching plastic.

I like being barefoot.

I'm really short small (I can still fit in my 4th grade T-shirts) :P.

Ok so yeah that's all I could think of XD.

Stupid Teacher...

My stupid teacher... well no not really a teacher... more like a teacher helper or something, but she doesn't help AT ALL. She's like "STOP RUNNING!!!" when I GOT OUT OF MY CHAIR QUICKLY. Oh yeah and the bell for lunch just rang. Seriously? And then she's like "I see you running in the halls on the cameras". I mean I appreciate her stalking me on cameras and everything, but can she not tell the difference between FAST WALKING and RUNNING?!? They're like 2 totally different things! Ugh and then she's like "The lunch's not that amazing". SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. Who said I thought the lunch was amazing? Stupid teacher helpers just ASSUME things. Ok um er comment if something like this happened to you or not XD? OKEE BYEE.

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN O.o

Once upon a time, there was a GIANT POT walking through the forest. Then it turned into a uh... YELLOW JELLO EATING PONY >:D!!! The End. And that is the story of how I found THIS LINK  and nyan'ed for 3196 seconds >:D. BEAT THAT!!!

Oh and a video for proof.

Yeah I had to post it on YouTube and then put it on here because my uploading video thing dunt work. Okee bye!

RACIST.

So uh at lunch, this person named Sheila (Pronounce it like She-la) which is my friend's friend so she's not my friend. Ok erm she always makes fun of how Nisa (Pronounce it like Nee-sa :P) rolls her Rs and what kind of food she eats. Oh and Nisa is Indian. This is how the conversation went :P.


Nisa - *Eats a perfectly normal sandwich*
Sheila - WHAT ARE YOU EATING NISA?!?
Nisa - FOOD.
Sheila - Yeah and what kind of food?
Me - HUMAN FOOD!!!
Nisa - Yeah human food.
Sheila - OH BE QUIET HAYLEY. What kind of human food?
Nisa - *Says something, but I can't remember what XD*
*3 minutes later or something*
Nisa - *Eats chips*
Sheila - *Gasps all hugely like weird dumb people* YOU CAN EAT AMERICAN FOOD?!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
Nisa - ...

Isn't that so racist?